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I recently stumbled upon a new blog which listed "Signs that Allah is not on your side"


Absolutely hilarious, some of my favorites:

• You can't light your matches to setoff your shoe bomb
• You get life in prison for trying to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb

• Your backpack full of explosives is a dud.
• Your co-conspirators backpacks full of explosives are also duds.
• Your safehouse is raided by the police
  - You learn what a 50,000 volt shock from a stungun feels like.